22
May
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22
May
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
So I pokemon-fusioned and
…
the MAJESTY
I fucking CAN’T
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
OMG THAT PHOTO THO
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
(Source: katiebookqueen)
The fuck. Why do I never get perfect Doritos
#Hey Mr President#Invade Britain whenever you want#Back door’s open
#dear mister obama please take australia it’s yours #we’ll bake you cookies and everything #you can pat our kangaroos #fuck you can have one here take one #all yours
#seriously #peru’s open too #all the llamas will be your army #just come get them
#I bet obama secretly has a tumblr
ooc: I remember this interview!!! LOLOL Also, I love that he’s One of Us.
ooc: how could you ever even consider anyone else?
(Source: overitdotcom)